Short Jokes

korsaan · Post by **korsaan** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:40 pm

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."

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Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!

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"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

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A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...

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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"

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Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

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Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"

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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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TheCrymsonLegends · Post by **TheCrymsonLegends** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:31 pm

Ouch.. I am going to notify SHAdmin about this because I won't call Judgement on it just yet. I think they are funny but he might have a different point of veiw on it. This might end up being closed though.

Post by **SHAdmin** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:29 am

Korsaan, like time and again it is warned, DO NOT MAKE ANY ADULT POSTS IN THESE FORUMS COZ I DO NOT HAVE ANY RESTRICTIONS LIKE ALLOWING MEMBERS ONLY ABOVE 18 TO SIGNUP.

So at this time i have edited your post and deleted all the adult jokes from there. Please keep in mind the next time round or else you will be fined for doing so.

korsaan · Post by **korsaan** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:22 pm

ok admin .i don't do that again

fastracers · Post by **fastracers** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:26 pm

I Got one : Your momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.

kaos_frack · Post by **kaos_frack** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:27 am

wow i like them
wonder how were the ones for adults
can you pm me those one korsaan
here are some more:

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Husband: (Returning from work) "Morning dear, I'm now logged in"
Wife: Have you brought the ring?
Husband: Bad Command or file name.
Wife: But I had told you in the morn...
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my diwali saree?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: A true case of datatype mismatch.

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do you liked them?