If a program is useless, it will have to be extensivly ****.
If a program is useful, it will have to be "improved".
Love can hurt. But its always worth the pain.
30 seconds after permanently deleting/throwing/burning it, you need it.
No matter how good a website is, its' webmaster is guaranteed to get at least one e-mail which says "UR PAGE SUCKS".
Few things are as amazing as the amount of effort people will go to in order to annoy others.
Universal Truths
* One in every seven days is a Thursday.
* Hermits don't have peer pressure.
* 299792458 m/s. It's not just a good idea, It's the law.
* Ice Cream has no bones.
* No matter where you go, there you are.
* In space, no one can hear you scream.
* It is now later than it was before.
* If you have only seen it once, then you haven't seen it twice.
* If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget about them, they're gone!
* All your base are belong to us.
* You can't be born on February 30th.
* Hermits don't have peer pressure.
* 299792458 m/s. It's not just a good idea, It's the law.
* Ice Cream has no bones.
* No matter where you go, there you are.
* In space, no one can hear you scream.
* It is now later than it was before.
* If you have only seen it once, then you haven't seen it twice.
* If you drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget about them, they're gone!
* All your base are belong to us.
* You can't be born on February 30th.
It's possible to find a soulmate on the internet... but not within a 3000 mile radius
The only advantage in making computers understand English is that it will prove once and for all that programmers can't write English.
If God hadn't meant us to eat, he'd have made us photosynthesise.
Just because it's a "well known fact" doesn't mean it's true.
Growing up is the inevitable process of becoming firstly the people our parents warned us about, and then the people that the people our parents warned us about, warned us about.
t's hard to retro-fit correctness.
The only advantage in making computers understand English is that it will prove once and for all that programmers can't write English.
If God hadn't meant us to eat, he'd have made us photosynthesise.
Just because it's a "well known fact" doesn't mean it's true.
Growing up is the inevitable process of becoming firstly the people our parents warned us about, and then the people that the people our parents warned us about, warned us about.
t's hard to retro-fit correctness.
