Two Muffins

breeze · Post by **breeze** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:12 am

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One of the muffins was getting nervous and then screams "aaaaaargh, we're going to die by cooking!".
The other one jumps when this is said and screams "aaaaargh, a talking muffin!"

This is one of my friends jokes. It is much more funny when it is said in person. What do you think of it. Have you got any other jokes?

Nehm4 · Post by **Nehm4** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:31 am

Um...old joke. :P

I have one I made up. And it's so corny, that if you're sleepy enough, you might laugh.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Josh.
Josh, who?
I just told you!!!

Ok. So that was bad.
Let me try another one...
And this one is so dumb, you're sure to be laughing yourself to death.

There was a cat and a dog.
The cat had a red tie, and the dog had a blue tie.
They traded ties.

You are now laughing so hard you can't stand it.
HAAHAhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!hhahahahahahahahhHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Hmm....

Ok, this one will get you thinking:

This is a joke.
Get it?
HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HAhaha.
:P
You don't get it...

Ok.

An explanation.

Now. It says that it is a joke. Now that means that
it's a joke that it's a joke. But if it's
true that it's a joke. And it's a joke that
it's a joke. Then it's not a joke. Because
it's a joke that it's a joke. So is it a
joke? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Ok, so this isn't a joke...but I made it up a while back:

This sentence is false.
Now is that true or false?
If you say that it is true, then going by the sentence it is false, because the sentence says that it is false, and you said that's true.
Now if you say it's false, that would be saying that the sentence is true...because it is false that it is false. See?
Crazy, I know..

znad · Post by **znad** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:13 am

good joke
new joke :lol:

Kaky · Post by **Kaky** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:34 am

Here is some old humor

There were two toothpicks walking down the street when one saw an needle and screamed :shock: omg the terminator!!!!!!!!

Or this one

There are two programs walking down the street when a babe pases...
One says MAN !!!! look at her properties
The others....No use she is read only

Im feeling inspired....

An old hacker died and went to hell after a few days the devil phoned the god and says "oh my god why have you sent this demon to me he killed all the litle devils broke all thefurniture tried to fly and now is screaming "where the hell is the enterance to the other level !!!!!!"

anther one ....

This is an new one

What is the worse curse for a married pc genious
"may your wife be like open source"

and the last...

How can you recognize a bad computer developer ???
His ESC button is all used up...

sorry this is the last:

The biggest world cathastrophies :

Hiroshima 45 , Chernobill 86 and Windows 98...

Hope you lol-d

How many Bill Gates do you need to change the light??
One he holds the bulb and lets the world spinn around him...

Lisk · Post by **Lisk** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:15 pm

OLD ^^;;

Do you love me?
Yes.
Will you marry me?
No.
Get off.

Kaky · Post by **Kaky** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:34 am

What scremas a programmer who is choking ??
F1 , F1 , F1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EnacheVladian · Post by **EnacheVladian** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:50 pm

cnn : iraquis taken bush hostage, they asking 15 milions $ payment

cnn after 1 hour : chelsea offered 17 milions ...

Kaky · Post by **Kaky** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:11 pm

Once upon a time in a world far far away lived and prince who had 2 heads but died shortly....
Why ???
Because he was riding a horse and had a fight over going left or right so the tree took the chance and killed him.....
You know he had a cellphone....

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

(THIS WAS SMS-ed to me few moments ago and i do not get it)

084club · Post by **084club** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:13 am

wow ...... very good ..... Thankyou